Anyone that owns goats knows it all too well. The fear, the dread, the sheer volume of hidden pee & pellets ;) dun dun duuuun it's none other than GOAT CLEANING DAY!
I never cease to be amazed by the mass of goat pee and pellets that accumulate in only a couple weeks time, even with daily spot cleaning! The does pick a favorite spot, though never the same spot from one cleaning to the next, and hit me with their best shot. At cement level, even using natural dolomite lime as a base deodorant, dairy pee always seams to cause the shavings & straw to mat and percolate into this potent wall of stink that slaps you up-side the head when disturbed. Shoveling their latrine down to the cement is a real workout too. Even small forkfuls feel so heavy at times, I find myself hoping I don't have a stroke later - thankfully, so far, so good!
Despite these challenges, I'm motivated to take on the task for two reasons - the goats really seem delighted by clean digs - usually immediately trotting in and pee marking their straw <deep sigh> and I always feel fitter and stronger after I've recovered from cleaning day!
Bottom Line: If I ever got to design my very own custom goat barn, there's definitely some things I'd change. Isle ways need to be wide! Wide enough to turn a wheelbarrow on the go with ease, or drive a small tractor & bucket mount through the entire goat barn. There would be full sized doors at both ends, and the entire floor would be made of thick cement, so there was less cracking over time with our wet winters. Bedding & hay storage areas would be central, multiple insulated hot and cold running water spigots would be handy near every goat pen, and I'd love to have a working sink, dishwasher and fridge out there. I dare to dream :)